Americans are Divided and Conquered

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Every rational person has by now observed that preference of political party and not personal ethics determines whether one is bothered by ethical matters such as dishonesty in a political candidate. This is why perfectly honest people are able to…

Old Fashioneds

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Back in the Eighties sometimes we would spend long hours drinking cocktails and talking about the things people talk about when they spend long hours drinking cocktails. There was an old editor who lived in the village and enjoyed taking…

In the Kingdom of the Blind

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In the Kingdom of the Blind, the one-eyed man is supreme, and a one-eyed Jack could become a one-eyed King. In the Kingdom of the Blind, the eyeglass salesmen go broke while the monocle salesman grows fat with affluence due…

Gateway to a Parallel World

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This is the last place anyone saw Elias. He was drinking a tropical milkshake and staring out at the ocean. After he disappeared, we looked for him everywhere. On the beach, around the neighborhood. We went back to the park…

Happy Anniversary, Katrina X/O

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“So that’s over,” he said. “I reckon we can go back to forgetting about it.” “Sometimes you just gotta move on,” she told him. That much was a simple truth. Lots of other people had moved on. Other would. But…

Tetsuo’s Last Stand

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The door was locked, the key tossed over the wall and into the night. His brother and the rescued hostages were safe on the other side, headed for the waiting boats and their escape. Tetsuo turned and faced the dozen…

Happy New Year

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After the New Year we sailed our sandbikes along down the gulf where we hung around the landfill plinking rats with pellet rifles. The rats are the size of kittens so they make good targets. We found this place at…

Only Watubi Can Save You Now

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Skipper Jonas Grumby finds this old tiki idol and believes he’s under the “curse of Kona.” Only the powerful witch-doctor Watubi can save him. Skipper is rendered nearly mad by his fear of the curse, his senses so distorted that…